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Hint is in the Image Title…

Hint is in the Image Title… In case you didn’t know, “Amphigory Eleven” is the title of the little visual pun website I’m working on. Eventually, these will all cross post over there as well. But, for now, you get them here. It’s a pun, it’s a puzzle, it’s an image. It may not actually…

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Annotation + Various Things

Annotation + Various Things First off, let there be a new annotation for Mistborn! Chapter Seven, first half. Now, for your further entertainment, I present a feature which is quickly becoming a crowd favorite. I give you, a Pemberly moment: “I broke a nail when I got gas yesterday.” (This is, of course, another quote…

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He Thought it was French….

He Thought it was French…. Tuesday Means new Amphigory Eleven!  Click the image of Crazy Brandon for a spoiler. Soon, we plan to throw up a website just for these. They’ll still get mirrored over to the blog, so you don’t have to worry about that. However, they’ll also have their own site where you…

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There’s No Place Like it!

There’s No Place Like it! By popular demand, I hereby declare Tuesdays to be Bad Visual Pun day! If you really want to laugh, I’d suggest this comic. As opposed to me, this guy actually has a sense of humor. Warbreaker tomorrow!

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Japanese Elantris

Japanese Elantris Another pun for which I should be shot, a poem by Brandon Sanderson — The other day I was talking to a friend. We were discussing deserts. He wanted to say that Utah was more like a desert California. Obvious, yet true. He tried calling it more deserty. Desertish. Desert-like. He, of course,…

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Signing + Two Bad Puns (For the Price of One.)

Signing + Two Bad Puns (For the Price of One.) So, the other day I was in the elevator. And, I wondered. On the Death Star, would it be called the Elle Vader? And then I realized that would only be appropriate for a lift that was restricted to female sith. I’ll be here all…

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